Group I

When faced with two evils, I'll pick the one I haven't tried before - Mae West

"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." -Frank Zappa

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter - Winston Churchill

Group II

Don't tell someone how to do something. Tell what to do and let them surprize you with thier inginuity - George S. Patton

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun - Katherine Hepburn

Group III

F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke - Sgt. D.A. Brown _ USMC